(Though this is a work of creative fiction, then this may happen with anybody and everybody. Parental guidance is advised for reading this piece of shit)
You are visiting a tourist destination. The place is of historical importance and is a part of our national heritage.
They are playing an informative video singing the glory of the place when you receive a call.
No, it’s a call neither from your loved ones nor from your friend. But still, it’s that call which you can’t ignore.
When NATURE CALLS, no matter you are a kid or a full grown adult, no matter you are a मर्द or an औरत, you have no choice but to address it!
Though they are providing some really interesting information in the video, your heart is really not into it. Your mind is busy, devising the further action plan.
The moment the video gets over, you run helter-skelter (as if you are running for your life) in search of a washroom. The security guard in the premises is kind enough to guide you towards one of the makeshift toilets made at the other end.
Happily you break open the door which has GENTS written over it in black paint. But there seems to be some problem, you don’t go inside. In hurry, you then open the adjacent door. Horror strikes when you realise that both the toilets have only urinals and there is not a single pot available for potty!
In dismay, you run towards the same security guard. He pities at your condition but then he understands.
“Ladies में चले जाओ!” He suggests.
You look at him amazed as if asking him,
”Are you crazy?”
He gives you a look in response as if asking you,
“Do you have a choice?”
And you run again, this time towards another makeshift toilet which has “Ladies” written on it.
There, you see a lady waiting outside for her small kid to come out.
Desperate, you ask her -
(Next few lines are better expressed in Hindi so the language switch)
आप जो हर लड़की को, फिर उसकी उमर १६ हो या ३६, अपनी होने वाली Girlfriend की नज़र से देखते है, इस बार मजबूरी में कहते है,
“दीदी, वह बगल वाला toilet खाली है क्या, देखो ना दीदी”
She looks at you in disgust and shouts-
“भैय्या, यह ladies toilet हैं!”
“दीदी, मैं guard से permission लेक़र आया हूँ!” You respond, controlling all the pressure which has befallen you.
And those expressions on your face are enough for the lady to get convinced and just like the security guard, she too understands.
She nods and makes a way for you to enter your palace (heaven?) of the moment. You get inside quicker than the speed of wind and shut the door from behind... thud!
Next few moments which you experience; no words in any language can describe that feeling - eternal bliss!
Contented as you are done with the act, you look around, and then you shout the F word aloud!
What else can you do?
When you find out that there is no water in the toilet!
You are visiting a tourist destination. The place is of historical importance and is a part of our national heritage.
They are playing an informative video singing the glory of the place when you receive a call.
No, it’s a call neither from your loved ones nor from your friend. But still, it’s that call which you can’t ignore.
When NATURE CALLS, no matter you are a kid or a full grown adult, no matter you are a मर्द or an औरत, you have no choice but to address it!
Though they are providing some really interesting information in the video, your heart is really not into it. Your mind is busy, devising the further action plan.
The moment the video gets over, you run helter-skelter (as if you are running for your life) in search of a washroom. The security guard in the premises is kind enough to guide you towards one of the makeshift toilets made at the other end.
Happily you break open the door which has GENTS written over it in black paint. But there seems to be some problem, you don’t go inside. In hurry, you then open the adjacent door. Horror strikes when you realise that both the toilets have only urinals and there is not a single pot available for potty!
In dismay, you run towards the same security guard. He pities at your condition but then he understands.
“Ladies में चले जाओ!” He suggests.
You look at him amazed as if asking him,
”Are you crazy?”
He gives you a look in response as if asking you,
“Do you have a choice?”
And you run again, this time towards another makeshift toilet which has “Ladies” written on it.
There, you see a lady waiting outside for her small kid to come out.
Desperate, you ask her -
(Next few lines are better expressed in Hindi so the language switch)
आप जो हर लड़की को, फिर उसकी उमर १६ हो या ३६, अपनी होने वाली Girlfriend की नज़र से देखते है, इस बार मजबूरी में कहते है,
“दीदी, वह बगल वाला toilet खाली है क्या, देखो ना दीदी”
She looks at you in disgust and shouts-
“भैय्या, यह ladies toilet हैं!”
“दीदी, मैं guard से permission लेक़र आया हूँ!” You respond, controlling all the pressure which has befallen you.
And those expressions on your face are enough for the lady to get convinced and just like the security guard, she too understands.
She nods and makes a way for you to enter your palace (heaven?) of the moment. You get inside quicker than the speed of wind and shut the door from behind... thud!
Next few moments which you experience; no words in any language can describe that feeling - eternal bliss!
Contented as you are done with the act, you look around, and then you shout the F word aloud!
What else can you do?
When you find out that there is no water in the toilet!
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