Wednesday, October 2, 2019

Being Virgo

Tuesday morning seems no worse than a Monday morning when you have had your Birthday celebration a night before.

The hangover still isn't over yet!

When you are a teetotaller and when you have lovely ladies at home who are no less than Master chefs and to add to it when your wife herself is a Home Baker, the hangover you suffer from is of Food, Desserts and Cakes!

Once in the office bus;
With sleepy eyes, as you try to concentrate on the morning newspaper, a fellow commuter asks you,

”Hey! Why are you still carrying an umbrella? It's a sunny day, boy!” (No, he doesn't address you as ’boy’ but having recently celebrated your 32nd Birthday, you wish he does! Because, दिल तो अभी बच्चा है, जी!)

You smile at him; not at all bothered to reply in detail.

But, then in your heart, you are already replying to him;

You tell him -

That you are a September born!

Being a September born, you are a Virgo!

Being a Virgo, you are overprotective about things!

Being overprotective, you don't take chances!

And since you don't take chances (not at least with weather), you are carrying an Umbrella!!!

And you know what?

In the late evening, as you return from the office,

It starts raining!

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